March 2012
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via stellablu)
February 2012
Watchdrapetomania:
666pixie:
himynameiscarl:
okson:
franfine:
lil-misty:
glamydia:
oh my god
did she die
THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE
she just takes a fucking piece of it like nothing ever happened
what the fuck did i just watch
THE GIRL THAT TAKES A PIECE OF CAKE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
setbabiesonfire:
There is nothing I wouldn’t give to be in your arms, in your bed, at this very moment.
lezune:
∩__∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
Today in my Intro to Human Communication class...
Random chick #1: This was the guy [the bro dude] who said that he stalks girls on Facebook to see pictures of them in bikinis on spring break.
Bro dude: I like to see how they look like without as much clothes on.
Class: - explosion of laughter -
Random chick #2: I have a question for you [bro dude], how do you go about approaching women?
Bro dude: It depends...
Random chick #2: So then what do you think about serious relationships?
Bro dude: I've had some but they just never worked out. I don't really believe in them.
Professor: So how many serious relationships have you had, if you don't mind me asking?
Bro dude: Within the past 6 months I've gone through 3 serious relationships.
Class: - one big universal WTF -
My mind: "3 SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS IN 6 MONTHS?! MY ASS!"
100460:
everybody is a hot girl except for me
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“It’s really scary when you get attached to someone. You spend time with them, you get to know them. You find yourself knowing their favorite color, food, movie, song. You discover their flaws and their talents. And as time goes on, you learn more and more, absorbing every second of detail without even realizing it. Then one day, you wake up and realize how much this person actually...
pumpkim:
it feels so nice to take your bra off at night
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